Sweat-soaked Spectacles (2)

Well over a year ago I waxed lyrical about a few particularly sweaty matches across underground wrestling. In the interest of keeping warm and active during these colder months (for those of you in the northern hemisphere), I thought I'd go over a few more spectacularly sweaty matches. I'm not sure if this is something I'll continue as a series, but if enough people like it then I'll gladly post more mini reviews about matches like these.

Three Way Brawl: Rocko Mortis vs KC Ryder vs Nero the Beast (via WatchFighters)

One of my favorite releases this year was a custom match I commissioned from Rocko Mortis, featuring himself and Hans Auslander in a rough strip match (check out my review of it here). I enjoyed it so much that I commissioned another one, this time a sweaty three-way brawl between him and two other wrestlers of his choice. Much to my delight, the opponents he picked were KC Ryder and Nero the Beast.

Yes, I'm biased, but this match is phenomenal. Rocko, KC, and Nero delivered one of the sweatiest, horniest, sexiest matches I've seen in a long time. As every minute passes, between each forced kiss and ball bust, you can see the sweat building. It seems like a normal amount at first, but in the final few minutes it gets ridiculous (in the best way, of course). Holds are difficult to apply since everyone's drenched, and there are moments when they literally slide across the mat.

At one point during the match the three of them are brought together and you can see a near-consistent dripping of sweat between them (GIF compression unfortunately does not do that moment justice). It might genuinely rival one of the showers I had to use at university, and I can guarantee that I'd enjoy this more.

Jeff vs Andrew wrestling naked parte 2 complete — THE REAL Undertaker (via WatchFighters)

This next match comes from a hunky Latin pair called Jeff and Andrew. They have their own channel (simply Jeff and Andrew), so where this Undertaker came from is anyone's guess. Their channel(s) typically feature wrestling videos between them and some of their other bodybuilder friends. However, they also have some videos that cater to lovers of crush fetish and gut punishment content, among other things.

I don't know if there are more parts to this video given the title, I couldn't find them, because I'd very much like to see them. Regardless, this is a wonderful match if you love big guys sweating. Jeff and Andrew face off in a gym, clad only in revealing singlets (Jeff in blue, Andrew in red). It doesn't take long for these two to start dripping with sweat after a long series of bearhugs and headscissors. The beauty of this match lies beyond the two-thirds mark when the singlets come off. They both wring out their gear and the sweat pours out like a towel in a sauna. From then on Jeff and Andrew incorporate ball busting into their repertoire, turning the heat up on this match to 11. The wrestling is a bit too 'stop-and-start' for my liking, but that doesn't detract from the match too much. Overall it's a great watch for fans of sweat, headscissors, and muscle.

They have some other fantastically sweaty matches amongst their catalog. A couple worth mentioning are CUSTOM LONG BRAWL (featuring Jeff and Andrew) and wrestling/Ballbusting battle (featuring Henderson and John).

Match 550: Chase Michaels vs Max Ryder (ballbust) — UCW (via Underground Wrestler)

The final match in this set of mini-reviews is one of my favorites from UCW. As you should expect from any UCW match, this is rough as fuck. Chase and Max spare no expense as they go to town on each other with neck cranks, sleepers, and especially ball busting. Fans of CBT will have a whale of a time here as these two hold nothing back.

What makes this match stand out amongst others is the stakes. The loser gets strapped to the wall by their wrists and gets beat on by the winner (with a bowling pin) in all of their sweaty glory. I don't feel bad about spoiling the match here since the ending is a prominent feature of both the preview images and trailer. The thrill of the match lies in watching these two go back-and-forth in a nasty, visceral brawl before Max succumbs to his punishment for almost 10 minutes. The sweating feels secondary, whereas it was treated like a feature in the previous two matches, but there was much more of it than I was expecting in this match I had to include it.